Terrible songs

A Welcoming Light

There are many things wrong with "Twenty-Four Hours From Tulsa." Geography is just one of them. Read more about A Welcoming Light

Covered In Zeros

"We're Better Than The Best"
The 2013 Major League Soccer All-Stars
2013

The 2013 Major League Soccer All-Star Game is tonight. But based on their hype video, you might think it's a rerun of the 1983 NASL Soccer Bowl. Read more about Covered In Zeros

A Little Something

"Landy In My Eggnog"
Bad Lucc feat. Soopafly
2008

No matter where you live, or what your music is, there's one thing everyone agrees on: Eggnog is best when it has a little kick. Read more about A Little Something

Goofus and Gallant, Part 1

"We're On The Ball"
Ant and Dec
2002

The double act has a long tradition in comedy. The formula is simple: a straight man and a funny man, a schlemiel and a schlemazle, playing off of each other with jokes, slapstick, and of course the occasional soccer song. Read more about Goofus and Gallant, Part 1

London Calling

"Soccer Rocks"
Jay DeMerit
2006

Many good musicians have recorded bad songs about soccer. Many bad musicians have recorded bad songs about soccer. But nobody records bad soccer songs like the players. Read more about London Calling

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